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There is a hilarious and expensive reality that comes when buying anything at the airport. Getting ready to shell out some cash if you forget to pack anything ahead of your flight. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip that reminds travelers of this painful truth: everything at the airport is exceptionally overpriced. For many people, flying is not an enjoyable experience. When it comes to all the Transportation Security Administrations rules and regulations and the inefficiency that plagues nearly every single airline, flying is essentially one big headache. But what else are you going to do? Unfortunately, flying is typically the best and sometimes the only option to get from Point A to Point B. However, there is one more thing that makes air travel even worse. Its the fact that everything, and I do mean everything, is incredibly overpriced. When heading to the airport, lets not forget that your wallet will take a substantial hit if you suddenly realize you didnt pack this or that item. There is really no price gouging quite like that which is on display at our nations many airports. The only other kind that might come close is at the gas pump. In a clip posted on YouTube, a couple goes through an airport, picks up several items and comments on them, making sure to mention the price of each one. They do so with a smile on their face, but its clear they, just like you and I listening, are completely flabbergasted by how much the airport is charging for a bottle of water or a cup of coffee. Im going to grab us some waters, theyre only $10 bucks each, the man says. But they have like three full sips in here. I forgot to have a coffee at home, the woman adds. Should I grab one here for $15 bucks? Those are only two of the many examples of the over-the-top, extremely over-priced items each mentions. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Every parent can relate to this moms struggle to get answers from her child. She asked her little one a series of simple, straightforward questions, but the answers were a bit lacking. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to hear what this mother asked her child and the less-than-helpful answers she received. Children are not the best at making conversation. To carry on a conversation, there has to be give-and-take between the two parties. Typically, that means one person asks a question, and the other responds, elaborating and providing further information in order to fully answer the question. This process will repeat itself over the course of a conversation. Without both parties participating in this exchange, the conversation will eventually fizzle out. The person asking the questions will soon grow frustrated by the lack of answers and likely walk away, probably in a huff, wondering why they even tried to strike up a conversation with that person in the first place. Weve all been there, when someone is, for whatever reason, impossible to talk to, and its no fun. Parents are well aware of this, and this process is demonstrated in a hilarious clip posted on YouTube. A mom asks her toddler simple questions, and her child refuses to play along, giving her non-answers every single time. The woman, who plays both roles in the clip, asks her child what they would like to eat for lunch. That seems like an easy question, and she even provides two options. As you may have guessed, the child doesnt pick one of them; instead, they give an answer that likely no one saw coming. Hey, buddy, what do you want for lunch? she asks the toddler. A quesadilla or mac and cheese? Row, row, row your boat, the child responds. She asks again and gets a similar but different answer. This isnt the only question that receives insane, nonsensical responses. The child does not answer a single question sufficiently. But, as all parents know, this is to be expected from the little ones. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This woman hilariously shows what happens when a new neighbor in the South has lots of questions. She hysterically shows that, yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what questions not to ask if you were to ever move to a small town in the South. Every part of the country has its own culture, its own way of doing things and living. Accents vary from region to region, and we may not even have different names for common, everyday items. Thats in no way unusual; that is incredibly normal. However, as with everything else thats new, there is an adjustment period. There is a learning curve. I mean, whenever you start a new job, you dont pick up everything on the first day, right? Thats often an overwhelming experience with all of this new stuff thrown at you at once. So, it would be nice if people gave you a little bit of grace and had some patience. But there are just some instances in which it is not possible, as a clip posted on YouTube hilariously shows. Particularly when people move to the South and have many questions about the culture and way of life, its best to keep most of those questions to yourself. She asked if the cows were just for aesthetic, the woman said. I said, No, maam, theyre dinner. By far, the funniest one mentioned in the short clip is how offended and flabbergasted she was by what her new neighbor called a familiar beverage. She said, Pop instead of Coke, the woman recalled. I needed a minute. They dont own a single LSU shirt, she said. Apparently, that one is an especially egregious error in the South. Im guessing it would be almost considered a sin not to have an LSU shirt when living in Louisiana. Romans 12:2 And let not your behavior be like that of this world, but be changed and made new in mind, so that by experience you may have knowledge of the good and pleasing and complete purpose of God.

This wifes premium air tire prank on her husband is comedy gold. Her joke on her better half will have you laughing until tears are rolling down your face. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear her premium air joke and her husbands hilarious, over-the-top response. Vehicles are one of the most expensive things anyone will ever purchase. Besides a house, they are the most expensive purchase. Anyone who has ever paid off a vehicle understands and knows the unbelievable feeling of satisfaction and accomplishment. That vehicle is finally yours, and that money that was going out every month gets to stay in your pocket. What could be better than that! Because they are so expensive and so needed for getting us from Point A to Point B, vehicle maintenance is a must. Of course, that means scheduling regular oil changes and making sure any other problem that might come up is checked out and fixed. Neglecting or failing to do so will eventually result in massive repair bills. In a clip posted on YouTube, a young woman recently had her vehicle in the shop and was on the phone updating her husband on how things went. She told him everything went as expected, and everything with the car looked good. However, things soon took an unexpected and hilarious turn when she told him something unusual about the car. Hey, babe, I just finished with the car shop, she said. And I got my oil changed, and I, you didnt tell me they were running a sale on air for my tires. Understandably, her husband was confused by her comment about a special on air. She then added that she got ties filled with premium air. He gets more than a little concerned and upset that she supposedly spent so much money on something called premium air. She says all of this while laughing hysterically at his response. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

One moms hilarious responses in a parent-teacher conference have everyone laughing. Based on her answers, this mother clearly knows her child and has an explanation ready for all of the students less-than-ideal behaviors. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear the mothers responses and the reasons as to why her child does this and that. Parent-teacher conferences were always stressful as a youngster. It didnt matter if you were an angel in the classroom and would never even think about stepping out of line; you were always deeply concerned about what the teacher would tell your parents. Perhaps you saw yourself as the ideal student, but your teacher had a different perspective. You would simply sit and wait until your mother returned home after the meeting with your teacher. Did she receive a good report, and would she be in a good mood as a result? Or would you feel her wrath because she had gotten a less-than-stellar report of your activities in the classroom? Only time would tell, but you would be on edge until that moment of truth. In a clip posted on YouTube, one mother doesnt exactly receive a sterling report from her childs teacher, and she seemed to have had an idea of what was coming. She even mentioned as much before the teacher launched into her laundry list of grievances and complaints. Before you even start, I already know hes bad, the mother said. You aint telling me nothing new. For every one of the childs unfortunate behaviors, the mother had a reason, an explanation for the youngsters actions and words. If he told yall the clouds aint real, and theyre covering something up, he got that from his papaw, she added. He told the class he didnt have to learn this cause hes going to be rich? she asked. Oh, thats his daddy talking. These two are only of the many hilarious explanations the mother gives her sons teacher for his odd behavior and strange statements. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

Mike Goodwins take on these nursery rhymes will have you cracking up. The popular comedian comments on some rather odd nursery rhymes that are very familiar. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what Mike had to say about these songs and poems for the little ones. Getting children to fall asleep is no easy task, as every parent knows very well. Sure, they might take a nap during the day, but that is not always the desired timeframe. Often, when children catch a few winks during the daytime, it means parents are in for a fight when night falls. They are no longer tired while everyone else is ready to go to bed, and then it becomes this big whole thing, and no one gets a good nights sleep. One way parents may try to coax their little one to sleep is through nursery rhymes. The soft, soothing melody of those familiar lyrics can, and often does, induce relaxation and heavy eyelids. Hopefully, after reciting a few of those lines, the child is off in dreamland somewhere, and everyone else can finally get to sleep, too. However, have you ever stopped to think about what some of those nursery rhymes are saying? They are more than a little weird. The lyrics get to the point, if anyone were to actually listen to them, where youd wonder how and where someone came up with this, and why they believed it was something for kids. In a clip posted on YouTube, Mike Goodwin recites a couple of these nursery rhymes. He then hilariously states what would happen if anyone actually did what these childrens songs were proposing. Spoiler alert: it would not end well for anyone. Specifically, he points to what would happen to the old lady in the shoe for her horrible treatment of her children. For beating and sending the kids to bed hungry, she is, without a doubt, looking at doing some hard time. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins has turned an all-too-familiar experience into comedy gold. The popular and incredibly talented funnyman will have you cracking up as he describes a situation that weve all been in way more than wed care to admit. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim comment on an experience involving the worlds biggest online retailer, Amazon. Shopping is not a pleasant, or even a remotely enjoyable experience. Going into a crowded, brick-and-mortar retail location and then spending time and money to make a purchase is not my idea of fun, and Id bet that Im not alone on that one. Yet, shopping is an activity people do every day. They continue to do this even as companies like Amazon and eBay exist. Your purchases can literally be sent to your front door. How could it be any easier than that? No crowded stores filled with loud, pushy and annoying customers, and you can look until you find the best price and do it all from the comfort of your couch. That is the way to do shopping, in my humble opinion. However, as Tim hilariously points out in a clip posted on YouTube, you still have to do one thing after making that online purchase. You have to remember what you actually bought. But I guess, if you dont, it would serve as a nice surprise from Amazon. You ever go to your front porch, and theres an Amazon box? Tim asked. Its got your name on it. You slowly realize youve ordered something for yourself, and you cant remember what you ordered. It was like 16 hours ago. Youre all surprised. Weve all been there at one time or another, and if you say thats never happened to you, that is fine. However, just know that everyone else knows youre not telling the truth. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This promposal encountered a slight issue. It was all planned out, everything was going to go perfectly, and as expected, right up until the moment that it didnt. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what happened when one young man attempted to ask a young lady to the prom. Prom is a formal dance that every high school puts on for its students. They typically happen near the end of the school year, usually late April or early May. Everyone is familiar with the concept of the prom. Even if you didnt go to your high schools prom, if youve ever heard of high school, chances are good that you are well aware of prom. Now, of course, the prom is an occasion when high school students pair off and attend the dance together. But before that happens, the young man must ask the young lady to the dance, which only makes logical sense, right? I mean, you cant go together until that question is asked and the two parties agree to go to prom together. Well, as youve probably noticed, its not enough to simply ask someone to prom. Now, simply asking someone to prom has become these big, elaborate productions otherwise known as promposals. A posted clip captured a promposal that did not go according to plan. Everything seemed perfect, but there was a very obvious and unfortunate error. Following the conclusion of a high school baseball game, one of the players is standing on the field, posing for pictures with a young lady. As they do so, several other players sprint across the field, each with a different letter. Then, when its time for the big reveal, the students aren't exactly in the correct position. Ideally, they would have spelled out the word prom, but that did not happen. However, given how poor most peoples spelling and grammar are, as evidenced by posts on social media, the high school students prom typo isnt too bad, comparatively. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

The excitement Nate Bargatze feels at this moment is palpable, and his face says it all. The popular comedian is captured during several moments, and its clear that he is beyond excited. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see just how much Nate expresses himself whenever he gets excited and is having the time of his life. Life is an adventure, an extended series of ups and downs. As most people already know, there are many twists, turns and detours. From day to day, we can never be quite sure what will happen. Will today bring about a reason to celebrate, or will it bring about heartache and pain? Whatever the case may be, its best not to get too emotional. Dont get too excited, and on the other hand, dont get too down because moments are fleeting and temporary. Of course, celebrate and recognize those instances in life that bring about joy and happiness. There is often entirely too much pain and suffering in this life to ignore and let pass those moments that result in overwhelming happiness. A clip posted on YouTube shows Nate excitedly expressing himself in a handful of moments. The comedian is captured standing quietly, either expressionless or looking downright mad or upset. However, hilariously, the text in the video assures us that he is having a ball despite what it may appear. Me having the absolute time of my life, the text reads. The video, of course, is applying a heavy dose of sarcasm. Apparently, its making the point that no matter what happens, Nate remains calm and does not get too down or low, which, honestly, is the way to be when it comes to our emotions. None of us should really ever let our emotions and the moment control us, because they are temporary, here one second and gone the next. Proverbs 25:28 He whose spirit is uncontrolled is like an unwalled town which has been broken into.

Nate Bargatze points out how he needs to take this class again. The popular comedian often says he wasn't the best student in the world, but he specifically said he should retake this course. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what class Nate believes he should probably re-enroll in and why. When it comes to school, everyone feels differently. Some people really enjoyed their scholastic journey, excelling in nearly every class they took. Others likely do not have such fond memories attached to the classroom. No matter what they did or how hard they studied, it never seemed to make much of a difference. Whatever your experience with the classroom, odds are, no matter how well you might have done in school, there was a subject or two that gave you fits, never-ending headaches and nightmares. I can say, without a doubt, that math and I never seemed to get along. Every other class was a breeze, and I excelled in them by putting forth very little to no effort, but math was an entirely different story. For Nate, it sounds as if one of the classes that tripped him up was speech. In a clip posted on YouTube, he said that even in college, he was still required to take a speech class, but unfortunately, those lessons didn't seem to stick. He gave some hilarious examples of how his speech still needs some work. I would ride there with my friend, going to a business class or something, he said. Whatever you go to. I was like, Alright, Im going. Ill catch you after speech. And I still say a lot of words wrong. Thats what I dont understand. Specifically, the way in which he pronounces poem and oil will have you cracking up and bursting into laughter. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

Things got awkward in this hilarious John Crist skit. The popular comedian will have you cracking up as he plays a pastor unsure how to handle a request from one member of his church. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the congregants request was and how he stuttered and stumbled his way to a solution. Being a pastor is a big job that comes with some pretty significant, critical responsibilities. A church can sink or grow exponentially depending on this one hire. The pastor is entrusted with keeping the church functioning, tending to the needs of the congregation, which can include anything and everything, as well as delivering the sermons on Sunday mornings. Arguably, the biggest component of a pastors job is dealing with people. A minister must be able to assist and navigate people's problems with great sensitivity and care. The pastor should be able to respond to requests that may be uncomfortable and put them in awkward situations. A pastor should give each congregants question or request, whatever it may be, the care and consideration it deserves. No one, including pastors, intentionally wants to hurt or upset anyone. In a clip posted on YouTube, John, playing the pastor of a church, receives a request from someone in his congregation. Its one that he never imagined that he would receive, and when he did hear it, he was clearly unprepared for it. He and the other church employee really had no idea how to proceed, making for a lot of laughs. In the skit, John is the pastor of a church with a whole host of Bible studies. There is a singles Bible study, a womens Bible study, and even one for people whose children have left home. Weve got them all, a church employee says. Well, as it turns out, thats not exactly true. One member of the church has requested that the church begin a Black Bible study. The look on Johns face when he hears this says it all. He has no idea how to respond, and the following conversation between him and the female church employee confirms it. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

What would it look like if the Transportation Security Administration and airline companies were involved in the operation of school buses? That, we can all agree, is a truly frightening thought. Watch this short but hysterical clip to see what it might look like if the TSA and airline companies helped transport children to and from school. Everyone loves vacation and getting away from the everyday struggles of real life for a few days. That is especially true if youre vacationing in a tropical locale with a beach and plenty of sun. However, without a doubt, the worst part of vacation is traveling, getting from Point A to Point B. No one would or really even could argue otherwise. Traveling is particularly horrible if your chosen mode of transportation is air travel. Our animosity toward air travel has nothing to do with actually flying; that is likely the best part of the entire experience. Its just that everything leading up to actually getting up in the air is the worst. All the hoops travelers have to jump through for TSA and the airlines get more and more ridiculous by the day. A clip posted on YouTube imagined how things might go if those two entities handled school bus travel. As you might have guessed, things would get significantly worse. But at least in this instance, its not real, at least not yet. Hilariously, the skit begins with the children lined up as they prepare to board the school bus and head to school. However, much like being at the airport and undergoing a TSA security check, the students are subjected to a ton of dumb questions and procedures all in the name of safety, of course. But once the students finally board the bus, things dont get much better. In fact, one might argue that they actually get worse because thats when the airlines take over. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This teachers country tune of student quotes will have you cracking up. Its an incredibly inventive way to use the hilariously strange things his students say. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud clip to hear the song the educator created from things his students have said in the classroom. Teaching, much like parenting, is not something for the weak or faint of heart. Its a profession that is extremely important but also incredibly difficult. Children, regardless of their age, will put your patience, resolve and perseverance to the test. Teachers absolutely deserve a large amount of respect. One way children commonly put their teachers sanity to the test is with their crazy questions and insane, off-the-wall things theyll say. Im sure every teacher has more than a few examples of children just saying the most absurd things. Sure, what they say may provide a momentary laugh, a few giggles, but then those teachers have to wonder what is going on in their minds to even come up with something like that? In a clip posted on YouTube, an educator has found a creative outlet for the things his students have said in his classroom. He actually turned those quotes into a country song, and to be honest, its really not that bad, especially when compared to what passes for country music today. Within moments, you will be laughing and giggling to yourself. But then again, you, like many teachers, will find yourself wondering how and why a child would ever say such things. Like, what is the context in which this child made this statement, and was it in any way applicable to the situation? It might not be a song you return to repeatedly, but then again, it might be one that you listen to periodically for a good laugh. No matter how many times you listen to this tune, it will have you cracking up every time. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

This dads deal with his child backfired spectacularly. When he made this agreement with his youngster, he would have had no idea that he would end up on the wrong side of it. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear about the deal this father made with his daughter, how things didnt quite go as he imagined and what happens now. Parenting is not an easy task. In fact, most people would argue, and rightly so, that raising a human being is one of the toughest things anyone can do. No children come with a set of instructions. They do not arrive with an instruction manual or anything of the sort. So, if you thought, for whatever reason, that was the case, you will be sorely mistaken. Parenting is very much like a learn-as-you-go, trial-and-error type of situation. Its all about taking each situation and circumstance as they come and handling it as best as possible. Sometimes youll be right and other times, youll be incorrect. However, youll be better prepared for the next time. Well, one way parents try to get their youngsters to do something they want is to make a deal with their children. They will make an agreement with their little one, telling them that if they do this, this will happen. Of course, parents will always make a deal that favors them. The task that must be completed will be impossible to complete. Well, as a video posted on YouTube makes clear, that is not always the case. Sometimes those deals can backfire in a spectacular fashion. The father mentioned that if his 9-year-old daughter had caught a bunny in the backyard, they could get another dog. Thinking that was obviously not realistic, I was like, Yeah, sure, he said. But he did not take a couple of facts into consideration before agreeing to this deal. Several things happened, and now he is likely to end up not only with another dog but also with a bunny. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Tim Hawkins mom is concerned about him, and its hysterical. She has one very important question for him that she needs answered immediately. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear this all-important question and why she is so overly concerned. Theres nothing like being a parent. Every parent will agree that there is no experience like watching that child learn, grow and explore a whole new world. But there is more that happens after becoming a parent. After that little one makes their arrival into the world, everything instantly changes. Things that were important become much less so, and things you never imagined start becoming regular thoughts and fears now. As every parent knows, these fears and worries do not really ever subside. Moms and Dads, regardless of their youngsters age, will always want the best for them. They will always wonder whether they are safe and happy, wanting no harm to befall them. But, of course, with the world being the way it is, that is not really possible. However, that does little to keep a parent from worrying about their child. In a clip posted on YouTube, Tim mentioned that his mother is still concerned about him. Some might even say overly so, but you cannot really blame her; that is what being a parent is all about. Even when that child grows up and moves out, a parent does not simply cease worrying. To this day, all she cares about is if I have eaten, Tim said. Thats all she cares about. Have you eaten? Have you eaten, son? You look terrible. You look like a freak. You look terrible. You need to get something to eat. No matter how much he may push back and try to convince her that hes fine and has been eating plenty, nothing works. She continues to ask him whether hes eating and tries to get him to eat more. Mothers will be mothers, right? Proverbs 6:20 My son, keep the rule of your father, and have in memory the teaching of your mother.

Jonnie W.s song about grandma took an unexpected turn. The popular comedian was performing an original tune about his dear grandmother when the lyrics went in a direction that no one saw coming. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Jonnies song and how things changed drastically. Most comedians, and funny people in general, are incredibly intelligent individuals. Thats simply because putting together jokes and understanding what makes something funny and why requires a particular level of intelligence and knowledge. Comedians, in addition to understanding jokes, can also quickly pick up on oddities and peculiarities in society and then use humor to bring them to light. Another thing comedians know well is people. Sure, a lot of them might be socially awkward, but they are all keen observers. They understand how most people think and what they expect in particular situations and circumstances. They can then use those expectations against their audience, creating laughter and hilarity. Using an audiences expectations against them is precisely what Jonnie did in a clip posted on YouTube. In the video, as he so often does, Jonnie performs a song. Also, like he typically does, he performs a tune hes written an original. This one is about simpler times, slowing down and spending time with grandma. Jonnies song sounds very much like something you would hear in a commercial that uses nostalgia to entice you to buy a product. Its a sweet, pleasant-sounding tune about grandma, listening to her advice and the wisdom she shares. However, things are not always what they seem. Shed offer up some free advice, and most of it rang true She said, Try your best, hold your head up high, win or lose, and Dont judge a man until you walked a mile in his shoes And you have to wear this tinfoil hat, or the government will read your thoughts See, just because someone is elderly does not always mean they are wise or even coherent. Sometimes, as Jonnies song states, they are just crazy. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.